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Sirius in a Library?
“James?”
“What Moony?”
“Where’s Sirius?”
“In the library.”
“You, my friend, are stupid.”
“Pray tell”
“Sirius has never been in the library by him self before!”
“So?”
“James, its Sirius, use your imagination.”
“My, god! I am stupid. Hey, were are you going?”
“To the library.”
“Why?”
“UGH”
“Moony, wait up!”
“Fine!”
“Why do you care if Sirius die’s?”
“James, mate, that’s not the right question. The right question is: why don’t you care?”
“I do, its just can’t see Sirius dieing in a library.”
“Have you ever seen the library?”
“Yes.”
“Then you would know that Sirius is to stupid to figure his way through it with out getting lost, which would then lead to his death by starvation.”
“Eh, whatever.”
“Just COME ON!”
“Fine! Wait,”
“What now?”
“What are we doing again?”
“OH MY GOD! You are the single stupidest person I know. Other then Sirius.”
“Who?”
“You know, I’m just going to go my self.”
“Wait, were are you going?”
“The library.”
“Why?”
“Because, you let Sirius go in the library by himself. And he is an idiot. And for that matter, so are you!”
“No need to get snappy with me Remmy.”
“You know what forget about Sirius.”
“That’s the spirit!”
“I’m going to bed…”
“Huh?”
“Good night Jimmy.”
“Don’t call me Jimmy.”
“Don’t call me Remmy.”
“Fine!”
“Fine.”
“Hey guys! What’s up?”
“Oh thank god your alive!”
“Huh?”
“God, James, you make it sound like he was gone for ages.”
“Hey wait a second…”
“Good night all.”
“I’m hitting the hay to. ‘Night Prongsie”
“But wait, what, hey! I don’t… But I, um, UGH! Fine! GOOD BLOODY NIGHT!”
“Hey Remus, what’s his problem?”
“You know buddy, I have not a clue.”
“James?”
“What Moony?”
“Where’s Sirius?”
“In the library.”
“You, my friend, are stupid.”
“Pray tell”
“Sirius has never been in the library by him self before!”
“So?”
“James, its Sirius, use your imagination.”
“My, god! I am stupid. Hey, were are you going?”
“To the library.”
“Why?”
“UGH”
“Moony, wait up!”
“Fine!”
“Why do you care if Sirius die’s?”
“James, mate, that’s not the right question. The right question is: why don’t you care?”
“I do, its just can’t see Sirius dieing in a library.”
“Have you ever seen the library?”
“Yes.”
“Then you would know that Sirius is to stupid to figure his way through it with out getting lost, which would then lead to his death by starvation.”
“Eh, whatever.”
“Just COME ON!”
“Fine! Wait,”
“What now?”
“What are we doing again?”
“OH MY GOD! You are the single stupidest person I know. Other then Sirius.”
“Who?”
“You know, I’m just going to go my self.”
“Wait, were are you going?”
“The library.”
“Why?”
“Because, you let Sirius go in the library by himself. And he is an idiot. And for that matter, so are you!”
“No need to get snappy with me Remmy.”
“You know what forget about Sirius.”
“That’s the spirit!”
“I’m going to bed…”
“Huh?”
“Good night Jimmy.”
“Don’t call me Jimmy.”
“Don’t call me Remmy.”
“Fine!”
“Fine.”
“Hey guys! What’s up?”
“Oh thank god your alive!”
“Huh?”
“God, James, you make it sound like he was gone for ages.”
“Hey wait a second…”
“Good night all.”
“I’m hitting the hay to. ‘Night Prongsie”
“But wait, what, hey! I don’t… But I, um, UGH! Fine! GOOD BLOODY NIGHT!”
“Hey Remus, what’s his problem?”
“You know buddy, I have not a clue.”
Literature
10 Drabbles: Remus and Sirius
A/N: Mostly Remus/Sirius slash
Word Count: 10 small drabbles
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Song Title: Don't Unplug Me- All Caps
Time Limit: 3:14
Word Count: 161
Rating: K
Warnings: Set in modern times.
.o.
Remus sat down at his computer after getting his cup of coffee. He was almost done with his English paper, he only had to finish the last paragraph then spell and grammar check.
When he lifted the screen of the laptop, he saw that instead of his screen saver - pictures of him and Sirius from their last vacation- it was black. Trying to not freak out, he pushed the power button and watched, holding his breath as it slowly turned back on.
He could only h
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The Dog and The Crumbs
A/N: Remus/Sirius slash
Word count: 2,194
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Remus was reading a book when he felt a pair of hands make their way around his waist.
"Miss me?"
"Of course," he said with a smile. He placed the book on the table and turned around to face the boy. "And how's my favorite guy?"
"Better. Now that you're with me." He leaned closer and brushed his lips against Remus'. "You?"
"Hmm. Much better," replied the werewolf. He leaned in to kiss the boy again but instead he felt lips moving against his neck slowly. "Sirius..." he moaned quietly.
"Remus," said the boy, pulling away. "Remus. Wake up."
"Psst. Remus. Are you awake?"
Remus Lupin groaned
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A Sirius Problem chapter 1
Sirius Black lay in his bed, looking up at the board above it. He had a real problem, and he couldn't even talk to anyone about it. Sure people had had problems similar to his before. They had had crushes on their best friends, but he doubted that any of them were the same gender as those friends. Yes he, Sirius Black, the ultimate ladies man had a crush on his best friend, Remus. He didn't know what was worse, the fact that he liked another man as more than a friend, or the fact that that man was his best friend, and almost definitely not gay.
Remus had never dated anyone of any gender,
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No pairings, just funny. sirius goes to a library and remus is a little mad and james turns out to look like a crazy S.O.B! its funny i swear on my life (ok not my life but, ah, my sisters)
Marauder's time period
No pairings, just funny. sirius goes to a library and remus is a little mad and james turns out to look like a crazy S.O.B! its funny i swear on my life (ok not my life but, ah, my sisters)
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this really is funny. good job